I don't have the answers yet, but I have learned enough to be dangerous, and ask better questions..

From the Book of Pot (which I will write someday):

1. admirational - means to really admire someone a LOT.
2. headyache - what you get when you think too much
3. booty - my butt. her butt.
4. pooty - a pretty little girl's fart. My pretty little girl, in particular.
5. Inventation - when you invent something, but you call it 'ation' because people think when it has 'ation' in it, it's a good word.
6. Congraduation - when you graduate from something, like the 3rd grade, and everyone's all happy.
7. Fourth head - you know, that place just above the space between your eyes (where the third eye resides)

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Pot, where does all the hot chocolate come from?

Silly mom! You don't know anything! It all comes from the little dipper. The big dipper has the kind with marshmellows.

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Pot, when you play handball with the boys, do you mostly win?

No, mostly I lose. But I still like to play.

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Pot, what are boys like?

Dorks.

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Pot, what is our dog thinking about? (she looks kinda' sad)

She's thinking about steaks. Clouds of steaks. She wants there to be steaks in the clouds when she goes there. Of course, in the clouds, there would be chew toys and leashes.

Well maybe not leashes.

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Pot, where do we go when we die?

Up in heaven, in the clouds. Past the dog world.